Summer Holidays!

Graeme Aitken looks at the top and not so top holiday destinations for 2011.

Ibiza
The Island of Ibiza, is a must visit destination for the ‘younger’ Blurst Reader, and in terms of diversity, Ibiza has it all. The North of the Island is geared to the older generation, with Resorts such as Puerto San Miguel and Portinax. However, the Southern half of the Island is where Ibiza gets its partying reputation. The Lively resorts of Playa D’en Bossa (Where the world famous Bora Bora Bar is situated) and San Antonio cater for the masses of clubbers that flock to the Island each summer. San Antonio being the more famous of the two resorts attracts bucket loads of celebrities during the summer season. The clubs to look out for in San Antonio are Es Paradis and Eden. Having been to both Playa D’en Bossa and San Antonio, San Antonio wins by a mile!
Cafe Del Mar

Check Out– The sunset at Café Del Mar. It’s breath taking.
Avoid - Peaches Geldoff. She’s spent many a summer in Ibiza.
Blurst Readers Say:
“I went to San Antonio. It was so good but I spent over £1000 in a week.” Gemma White
“Ibiza is top like. Non-stop party the entire time I was there.” Darren Smith
Blurst Rating: 9/10 If you haven’t visited Ibiza, you haven’t lived.

Zante

The small Greek Island of Zante (Zakynthos) situated in the heart of the Mediterranean is becoming increasingly popular with families as well as the 18-30 crowd. Families with young children enjoy the beautiful scenery and safety and comfort of Skinari. Zante Town and Laganas cater for the lively 18-30 crowds that swarm the resorts in the summer time. Laganas has over 100 bars and is constantly alive with young party goers. There are loads of activities as well for example, scuba diving, booze cruises and bar crawls to name a few! Holidays on the Island are relatively cheap especially when eating and drinking in the larger resorts where there’s loads of competition. The Island has excellent weather during the summer months with temperatures reaching into the thirties!
The Navagio Shipwreck.

Check Out- The Navagio Shipwreck. There’s no place like it.
Avoid- The woods that surround Laganas.

Blurst Readers Say:
“I stayed in Laganas. It was amazing, totally awesome. I’d definitely go again!” Sarah Jamieson
“I stayed in Tsivilli. It was really nice and relaxing.” Suzanne Scott.
Blurst Rating: 7/10 Zante seems a great place for a cheaper holiday. Laganas sounds good, but it can’t compete with places such as Magalluf and Ibiza.


Majorca
Majorca, the largest of the Balearic Islands is home to some real gems. The remote resort of Cala San Vincent to the North of the Island offers retreat like surroundings and gives its visitors a taste of ultimate relaxation. The large and lively resorts of Magalluf and Palma Nova are geared towards families and young people. Palma Nova is very much a family friendly resort with lots for young children to do including Marine Land and a large funfair! Directly next door is the world famous resort of Magalluf. With two large beaches, two massive water parks and hundreds of bars and clubs there’s plenty to keep everyone occupied. And remember - What happens in Maga, stays in Maga!
BCM Nightclub
Check out- BCM Nightclub. The place is World famous.
Avoid- The Tattoo Parlour at 3AM!
Blurst Readers Say:
“Maga was brilliant, best week of my life!” Nathan Ross
“We visited Magalluf during the day and it was very nice. Don’t know if I would fancy it at night though.” Penelope Riddoch
Blurst Rating 10/10 –The Inbetweeners Movie is currently being filmed there. How could we give it anything less?

Egypt
The red sea resort of Sharm Ek Sheikh is Eqypt’s flag ship tourist destination. Forget civil war/violent protests- Sharm El Sheikh is also known as the city of peace. Geared towards families and affluent couples, the resort features several large five star hotels and brilliant attractions including Naama Bay Shopping Centre, Diving Trips into Egypt’s Coral Reef and The Sharm El Sheikh Old Market. It’s maybe not an ideal summer destination in 2011. But, we’re sure the resort will be a lot better by summer 2012.
Hosni Mubarak
Check Out- Pro Democracy
Avoid – A man that introduces himself as Hosni Mubarak.

Blurst Readers Say:
“When i went to Sharm El Sheikh it was very quiet but over the last year or so it’s become really clubby and touristy.” Simon Robertson
“I loved Sharm El Sheikh. The hotels are lovely and it’s so relaxing and laid back. The Staff over there are lovely and will do anything for you, as long as you keep tipping them.” Wilma Gare

Blurst Rating- 4/10 We love Eqyptians. But, Ex-president Hosni Mubarak now lives in Sharm El Sheikh.


Crete
Crete is the largest of the Greek Isles. It is also the most diverse of all the locations Blurst have chosen. Tranquil beaches, idyllic settings and hide-away coves make Crete an Island of Discovery. There’s also the newly popular resort of Malia for the under 25’s. Cheap and cheerful, Malia is a real threat against the larger 18-30 destinations this summer. Beach Road is the setting for Malia’s nightlife. Clubs such as Candy and Apolla draw in the crowds each night as well as the WKD bar. Trendy and up and coming- Malia is sure to be a popular choice for the clubbing scene in 2011!
Malia's Ancient Ruins!
Check Out: The ancient ruins of Malia! (An old greek palace)
Avoid: Any television crews! There’s so many documentaries on the goings on in Malia!

Blurst Readers say:
“We did pass Malia during the day and could hear it at night time. Didn't look like my cup of tea! But the place we stayed wasn't too lively but lively enough!” Lucille Dick
Blurst Rating: 6/10 It’s not quite there. The resort is still surprisingly small.

Graeme Aitken
@GraemeAitken

A Rant About ASDA Dating (Yes, It's a Thing)

Sometimes even those with the best intentions can come across as a bit mental. A prime example of this is the supermarket giant ASDA, not content with trying to dominate every other bloody market available, have decided to launch their own online dating service.
Their quirky hook is that by comparing singletons’ shopping baskets you may find love with some one who has a similar lust for long walks on the beach and a cupboard full of Bacon flavoured Supernoodles. The fact that it is ASDA online that have launched this most hilarious of ideas unleashes a plethora of retorts like “Oh, oh do they deliver?”, “Is there an expiry date on my purchase?” and “I just hope they don’t have a Smart Price section.” I must confess, I’ve always wanted to meet the lady from the adverts who declared during a gathering amongst friends that totally always happens as they compare their receipts online as a group that “I saved five pounds!”. She seems like she’d be fun on a date, probably to the ASDA café.

Once you get inside the site it appears to be like what any other dating site would be asking your preferences, do you like going out etc. However, when you search for “tasty dates” you are presented with a 12 question quiz promising romance and “the one” at the end of it, based on your answers to questions such as “What types of cake do you like?” and “What types of cheese do you like?” I like cheesecake, so what the hell am I supposed to answer?

I only ever shop at ASDA when I’m desperate and quickly running out of money; so I assume that the makers of asdadating.co.uk are following the very same mantra except in this case it’s not living without supernoodles but rather a companion to share said supernoodles with.

Overall, I really don’t know what to think of this idea. It’s only really funny because it’s ASDA and is nowhere near as far-fetched as say uniformdating.com where people can “find love” based entirely on someone’s uniform is fairly ludicrous though I assume the idea doesn’t go as far as a teacher can actively seek some one in a school uniform. I bloody hope any way. That ASDA have released this demon will assumedly see more supermarkets following suit as they all try and monopolise every minute detail of our lives into one organisation’s control. I don’t want to bore you with a maniacal rant about how awful supermarkets are, so I wont. Much like a relationship, I have no idea how to end this but eh, it’s, it’s not you. It’s me. Yeah, that’ll do.


Findlay Mair
@fin1991

Are Social Networking Sites Replacing Our Diaries?

A brief look at the status of social networking sites over our diaries.

From Twitter to Facebook, to Bebo and even blogs - all are platforms where people pour out their thoughts. What is happening? "In the bath" says a Twitter user. What is on your mind? "we broke up today (sobs)" says a Facebook user.

Hundreds, thousands and even millions of people see the kind of things we post on social networking sites on a daily basis. So the question is: "Are some certain things meant for our personal diaries?" Day by day people get a lot more personal and take to social networking to pour out these things, things which would have been better if we kept them to ourselves or those very close to us instead of a fair portion of the world.

A lot of us are used to online chatting all thanks to the advancement of technology and we share a very good relationship with the keyboard, so we ask: "Why put pen to paper, why do we bother confiding in something that cannot talk back to us?"

The truth is that everybody wants to belong somewhere. While some people might still keep diaries they will have no problem with answering Twitter's question: "What's happening?" or Facebook's question: "What's on your mind?" Yes, the questions do seem nosy and it is like they want to pry into your minds and extract all the information they can for a large population. On the bright side, you won't have to worry about people breaking in to your diaries to know what is going on in your mind and your lives! It is all there, well, for those of us that are brave enough to post certain things.

Some may argue that social networking sites are dangerous and others say that they help us connect in a way we wouldn't have dreamt about 20 years ago. Twitter, for example, is quite popular with celebrities who use the platform to connect with their fans and at the same time make the news for some certain stuff they tweet. We can argue that a lot of them have turned Twitter and even Facebook into their public journal or diary. Let us face the fact; Twitter is the only place where you can follow people without any risk of a restraining order. Good news for obsessed fans!!

To sum up, let us all take a look at what we post and what others post. I am sure we will come across some stuff that we really should not know and some that well, we would not mind knowing.

Fatima Joji
@fatima_joji

Homepage image by trekkyandy on Flickr.

Celebrity Round-Up! 06/03/11

Singer Adele has regained her title as number one in the UK charts this week for the third week running with the album version of her song ‘Someone Like You’. We feel sorry for her school chum Jessie J, who has again been beaten by Adele to the number 1 spot in the charts.

Charlie Sheen entered the mad world of Twitter this week. Within 24 hours the actor had 1 million followers, yet failed to tweet anything. Rumour has it he was far too busy with his ex-wife and two live-in girlfriends- playing Scrabble of course!

Kanye West has applied to study fashion at the University of the Arts London, Central St. Martins College. Although he hasn’t heard back from the university. We can picture Kanye logging on to UCAS.

X Factor’s Cher Lloyd revealed on Twitter her new tattoo’s dedicated to her late uncle, who passed away in October. The Tattoo includes a birdcage with the word ‘Boo’ (she called her uncle the name). Poor Cher, I feel bad. Turns out she does have a heart!

Fame/ Publicity/ Money hungry Katie Price has had a very busy week. It’s reported that a US film company will make a film about her life and she’s promised soon to be ex-husband Alex Reid a major part in it. She also has another autobiography/ stupid book about herself out. Do society a favour and DON’T buy it.

US Businessman Donald Trump revealed he is considering running for American Presidency as a member of the Republican Party. Trump also announced he was against gay marriage and was unsure on extending medical and civil benefits to gay couples. Bad Trump!

It seems Justin Bieber has finally moved on from his crush on Rihanna. After a knock back from Ri-Ri, the newly turned 17-year-old star admitted earlier this week that he thought Selema Gomez had  "the best smile in the world". Rumour has it that Gomez and Bieber are secretly dating. Shhhhhh!

And finally here’s one for the ladies (and gents). Naked photos emerged this week of singer Chris Brown. The photos appeared on the website Worldstarhiphop, apparently posted by an ex-girlfriend. I just hope it was Rihanna out to get some revenge!

Graeme Aitken
@GraemeAitken

Mini Mix with SDA: This Ain't A Scene, It's A Mixtape

We've partnered up with SDA to bring you some mini mixes you'll only be able to find on The Blurt Times - here's the first: "This Ain't A Scene, It's A Mixtape".

SDA has used a great mix of music here - from bands like Fall Out Boy to brand new UK rap artists like Kasha. It sounds like it'd be a bit of a mess, but it's really not.

If you like well-crafted mash-ups, you should definitely give this a listen. You can also download this mix, just click on the Download button on the Soundcloud player below!

This Ain't a Scene, It's a Mixtape by Blurst

Tracklisting:
"Barbara Streisand" - Duck Sauce
"Without Me" - Eminem
"Girls Gone Wild" - Ludacris
"The Battery" - Boys Noize
"This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" - Fall Out Boy
"Phantom" - Justice
"American Boy" - Estelle
"Don't Believe the Hype" - Boys Noize
"Wu-Tang (Battery pt.2)" - Boys Noize
"On The Beat" - Kasha

If you liked any of the music sampled in this mini mix, please have a look at some of these artists' other work.

Thanks again to SDA for this exclusive mini mix for The Blurst Times.
@SDA1991

The photograph used on the album art was taken by VancityAllie on Flickr. The art was made for non-commercial purposes and, due to the terms and conditions of the copyright, this album art is being released under the same license.

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